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I stood there calmly at the edge of Palace Arena. My both amber irises watched above to the sky, right at one of my comrades, Crane, swiftly avoiding shot after shot of the fireworks that were rocketing at him. Soon, the amused villagers applauded as they were astonished while I still kept my poker face.

One by one, all my friends started demonstrating their skill in order to face challenges that had been prepared by employees of The Jade Palace. I quickly glanced at my master, who was standing next to Grand Master Oogway – he smiled proudly at his students.

  • Follow/Fav Kung Fu Hedgehog. By: The DragonLord2912. Who won it from a friend in a game of poker,' points to the third picture of a fat warthog with a mole on his creek, wearing the same hat and apron but not smiling. I do not own any Kung Fu Panda or Sonic related characters. They are property of Dreamworks and Sega.
  • Movies Kung Fu Panda. Follow/Fav Moments. By: Kitty De Lucia. Poker Face – Lady GaGa. He inwardly congratulated himself for managing to come up with a pickup line that effectively painted Tigress' poker face a lovely shade of scarlet. Sway – Michael Buble.
  • Follow/Fav This Is Not What You Trained Me For! And their Master decide to play a game of strip poker. But things get a little more heated up than planned. Inspired by Poker Face by Lady Gaga. Shifu promptly smacked Po and left a red mark across the panda's face. 'How disrespectful.' He commented. 'You should know better than to.

I must admitted, they were all great – we were all great. One of us indeed would be getting the dragon scroll to fulfill a five-hundreds years prophecy to become The Honourable Dragon Warrior. I still remembered when Master Shifu suddenly interrupted our training. Flushing anxiously, he ordered us to get prepared because that day, Master Oogway would finally hand over the dragon scroll to one of us.

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A Kung Fu Panda Fanfic

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Disclaimer : I do not own Kung Fu Panda

Warnings : Some typos and not so good English (I need beta reader to fix my grammar)

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'And finally … Master Tigress,' I heard my master announced. Ah, yes. It was now my turn to perform. I stepped forth, heading to the middle of palace arena, readying myself to face my own deadly challenge.

'Believe me, Citizens. You have not seen anything yet.''

I slightly smiled. It was clear from his words, he implied that he believed I was the best among his five students. Moreover the tool I was about to deal with was more dangerous that the ones that my friends ever encountered.

But then the crowd became silent ; no more sound, no more clapping. Our Grand Master suddenly raised his paw and acted like he was feeling something. 'I sense The Dragon Warrior is among us.'

I was startled. He sensed it … right when I was about to start my perform?

My teacher nodded firmly at us – his students. My friends, at once, joined me and we formed a line.

'Citizen of The Valley of Peace – Master Oogway will now choose The Dragon Warrior.'

The Grand Master walked down the stairs from his lectern. His both eyes were closed with one hand swaying gracefully in the air while the other one was holding his favourite staff. I had no idea why he did that. Could it be he was detecting the strongest aura between us?

His steps were towarding me. I stayed calm outside but actually, I was on pins and needles. My mind felt like dancing in my head. Slowly, I kept track of one of his index finger raised dramatically… then it stopped. A smile spreaded across his wrinkled face followed by a nod of an understanding.

Oh, come on … I waited impantiently. A snail might be even moving faster than he was now.

His finger lowered … even slower. But I noticed that finger would be soon aiming at me.

BANG …

An explosion of fireworks occurred right above Palace Arena. Someone might carelessly ignited them. I knew that some remainder of the unsed fireworks were placed in front of the palace gate. But I tried not to care. My attention was only put at Master Oogway's finger that was finally directing at me.

THUD!

I stepped back, shocked by a blob – a white and black large object – dropped right in front of me. I frowned. What is that? A panda?

That thing moved. It's alive. I just knew it when I vaguely heard him mumbled in pain with both eyes half-opened looking at us one by one.

I didn't like it. He was standing between me and Master Oogway and that finger now was directing at him.

'How interesting,' said Master Oogway as he studied that stranger.

I started to worry. Who is interesting? He is choosing me, right?

'Master, are you pointing at me?' I asked rather hesitantly.

'Him,' he simply replied, not looking at me at all.

I was taken aback. Shortly, the wise Master Oogway who was never wrong announced that the panda, that just appeared which only God knows where he comes from, was The Dragon Warrior.

All were upset, of course. But more precisely, I was disappointed. I clenched my fists in frustation. Stupid. Why did this happen?! I felt like my abdominal organs were pressing each other. My both legs were tingling and blood flowed rapidly toward my brain.

To become The Dragon Warrior was what we were trained for.

To become The Dragon Warrior was the key to achieve my master's pride.

But now my dream had shattered to pieces. All my training and hardworks were pointless.

I would never dare to face the disappointment on my master's face anymore. All was because of him. He just ruined our dream.

'Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.'

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How do you feel when there's an inexperienced newcomer that soon gets the attention from someone you admire the most? Dejected? Sad? Jealous?

Why should be him?

I had accepted that panda as one of us with open arm. He had proved himself that he deserved to be The Dragon Warrior. He defeated Tai Lung alone and survived from his nerves attack, thanks to the fat in his body.

Why should be him?

Po, now how I addressed him, had not changed a bit since the first time he came, except for his kung fu skill. He was still funny, humorous, absurd and often got himself embarrassing in front of public, which was amusing. In strength and skill, I was still above him. But that didn't make me become more special in Shifu's eyes. On the contrary, it was Po who got new knowledge and some secret of Kung Fu from my master during the breaks of our training.

Why should be him?

Yes. Why?

I meant, I knew he was The Dragon Warrior, but why did my master share that special and secret knowledges only to him? It had been twenty years since I lived with Shifu and yet, I had not been taught at how to use Wuxi Finger Hold and how to attain Inner Piece when he could've just called all of us together to the cave he used to use to meditate and explain inner peace to us but he did not. It was unfair. Who wouldn't be jealous? Let alone the fact that you were the leader of your team.

But as a good senior and the honourable Kung Fu master, I couldn't just show my jealousy to him. Only on every occasion I quipped sarcastically and critized his silly action. Yeah … luckily he was not the type of a person who would easily get offended. Beside, I learned that I was his idol.

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It was really spectacular. Even I wasn't sure if my teacher was able to do the same thing like he was doing now – to catch fireball with his bare arms and throw it like a mere toy.

I blinked several times in surprise. Unbelieveable. He was Po, wasn't he? Po the absurd panda who was almost never being serious in serious situation … who treated everything like a joke.

But it was him … really him. The awe I felt even beat the pain that I got as a result of saving Po when that panda chose to be shocked rather than away from the shooting range right when that fire-breathing cannon was aiming at him.

Yes, I had always been protecting him because I thought that everything that happened to his life was all because of a fluke. He became The Dragon Warrior by luck. He was survived from Lord Shen's shot the time when we were fighting his wolves in his factory due to luck. He was lucky because he got additional lessons from our teacher. But his current capabilities, which I just realized, definitely was not a luck.

Try to image it – just in one night, he had succeeded in crippling Lord Shen's armada and saved China alone. If it was not great, I didn't know what it was.

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It's enough. No more jealousy, no more sarcastic satire. He was incredible.

I took a chance to stretched out my hand to help him get into the boat after the defeat of Lord Shen. I smiled and he smiled back as he accepted my proffered hand.

'That was pretty hardcore,' I praised him. And I meant it.

He shocked me with a sudden hug. I didn't know what he was thinking – I was just too nervous and dumbfounded by his unexpected action.

Maybe it was me who was lucky to meet him.

I had hated him before I became jealous of him. Now I admired him … secretly.

Master Po – The True Dragon Warrior.

A/N : I know it's 2016 but I just still can't move on from KFP1-2 yet. Sorry for bad english

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Chapter 1 – Sonic: the Legendary Warrior

Our story begins during a beautiful sunset with the fog rolling in; fast. The mountains in the distance were so majestic, any traveller would find it breathtaking. Walking along the rugged landscape, a mysterious warrior travels with a long walking stick in his hand with a mission to complete.

'Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend.'

The warrior hides his identity beneath his flowing robe and a wide-brimmed hat but his red sneakers do give away as he continued to walk until he reached his destination: a small restaurant in the middle of nowhere.

'He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.'

He entered the restaurant which it is filled with the meanest and the most nastiest villains ever known. They glared at him while the employees cower in fear as he walked to his seat. He sated down at his designated area and starts eating. As he eats, the villains then surround him in a second.

'I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my FIST!' The gang boss said, slamming one of his fists down onto the table which causes the warrior's food to jump a bit but it didn't filched him.

'The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.'

He lifted his hand up.

'Then, he swallowed.'

He swallows and puts down his hand down.

'And then, he spoke.'

'Enough talk. Let's DO THIS!' he heroically announced.

'KABOW!' He yelled as he delivers a punch that sends the whole gang flying across the room. He throws a couple punches to more of the villains. Then he went on his hands and jump-kick the two more bad guys which send them flying before they could attack him.

'He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.'

The villains were now blinded from the warrior's skills.

'MY EYES!' cried out one of the blinded villains.

'HE'S TOO AWESOME!' yelled another blinded villain.

The employees were now awed of the warrior who saved their lives.

'And too cute!' replied one of the employee glazed at him in a flirty way.

'How can we repay you, young warrior?' asked another employee to the warrior while holding a tray.

'There is no charge for awesomeness or cuteness,' he said to the employees.

'HYAH!' He yelled; broken through the roof of the restaurant and continued to fight thousands of ninja now in the air with his lighting kicking moves.

'It didn't matter how many foes he has face because they were no match for his bodacity!'

Air battle was still on when more ninjas coming down on him but the warrior manage to defeated them in a blink of an eye. He continued to walk across the land while the villains continued to fall, knowing that this part of his mission was completed.

'Never before had a hedgehog been so feared! And so loved.'

The warrior stops walking and looks up to the mountain top and see five figures standing there. The warrior was known of these figures as he has been told about their..title.

'Even the most heroic heroes in all of Mobius: the Furious Five - bowed in respect to this great master.'

They all jumped and flew down safely to the warrior, and bowed down to him on their knee. Then, they all stand around the hero in their fighting pose.

'We should hang out,' suggested the fox to the warrior.

'Awesome idea,' answered the warrior. The warrior quickly got into the fighting stance as he joins his fellow fighters. They were about to fight a sea of what appears to be robots; all armed with buzz saw and machine guns.

'But hanging out would have to wait. 'Cause when you're facing the ten thousand robots of Robot Mountain,'

The warrior summon a shiny green sword, slashes the sword that sends a shock wave; thus slicing off most of the robot's weapons who were in the first 100 rows. The six heroes bravely jumped off the mountains into battle, unleashing their battle cry.

'there's only one thing that matters. And that's—'

'SONIC!'

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The warrior stops in mid air to find the Five talking to him in a strange voice.

'Get up!' said the echidna.

'You'll be late for work!' the girl hedgehog added.

A record scratch was heard in the distance as the confused warrior looks to his FanFic viewers.

'Wha?' said a very baffled warrior. Then, he began to fall..

..hard onto the floor. A young hedgehog then woke up, opening his eyes to reveal his green eyes and lets out a big yawned. He was a blue hedgehog who was wearing a white shirt, dark blue jeans and his white socks that he was sleeping while his red sneakers were next to his bed. Not to mention his messy quills. He was also a bit short and chubby for a fifteen year old, unlike him as the warrior that he was dreaming of, who was tall and slim. He then heard the voice. The same voice that interrupted his dream again.

'Sonic! Get up!'

The hedgehog sits up to find his bedroom filled up with several of Kung Fu poster, mostly the one featuring all of the Five, souvenirs like The Furious Five stuff toys and throwing ninja stars and a wooden version of the Sword of Heroes - the same green sword that he used in his dream. And instead of the beautiful quiet scenery of the mountains, he was living in one of the crowded cities of Mobius: Station Square. He then signs as he fall onto his back again. He then attempts to kick himself up to his feet. He tried a couple of times but no luck because his belly was in the way. He then manage to get up but once he did, he fell face first! Then, the voice was heard again.

'Sonic. What are you doing up there?'

'Uh, nothing,' he answered as he get ups and scratch the back his head. Then, he spins around, facing his stuff toys on the shelf; right above his bedroom window. He then, pretends to fight like his heroes.

'Knuckles! Chip! Tails! Kate! Amy!' he said as he finish with a battle cry when he stops all of a sudden to see his neighbour. A tall female rabbit and her little rabbit daughter with her little blue Chao flying in the air. They were staring at him like he was from another world while watering their plants. Sonic tries to play it cool but quickly ducks down, out of sight. He was feeling pretty embarrassed right about now.

'Sonic! Let's go! You're late for work!' yelled the voice again.

'Coming!' he answered; putting on his sneakers. He picks up a throwing star from the floor and chucks it at the wall. It bounces off. He throws the star again, but it bounces off again. He picks it up and heads downstairs. Sonic lives in a two but little story house in Station Square, where he and his dad runs a small but successful business downstairs. On the way, he then trips over something and falls all the way down to the bottom of the staircase, face first on the kitchen floor. A hedgehog shaped shadow appears over Sonic as he looks up to see.

'Sorry, Dad,' he apologise as he got onto his knees and rubs his head with his left hand. It is then revealed that the shadow is actually caused by a basket being carried by a huge green crocodile who was wearing a hat and an apron with a name tag that said 'Vector'. Other than his usual catering gear, he also has his pair of black and grey cordless headphones that was placed under his hat. A croc like him likes to listen to music during his spare time. Around his neck a thick golden neck chain and on his shoulders were black shoulder pads. He had his usual white gloves just like his son but around his wrists are black cylindrical cuffs with orange stripes and gold-coloured buckle fasteners and on his feet are black sneakers with white and orange trim and white soles.

'Sorry doesn't make the Chilli Dogs,' he said while carrying a basket of tomatoes to the corner of the kitchen while Sonic goes to work. His dad was famous for his Chilli Dogs that was known throughout the whole city. 'What were you doing up there? All that noise.'

'Oh, nothing. Just had a crazy dream,' Sonic answered, getting a basket of onions from the counter and place them next to the cooking bench.

'About what?' Vector asked as he gets his wooden spoon from the counter.

Sonic whipped his head around at his father's question. 'Huh?'

'What were you dreaming about?' Vector asked again, stirring the pot full of the chilli mixture

'What was I..eh, I was dreaming about uh..' Sonic struggles to tell his father about his dream about being a Kung Fu warrior because Vector wants him to work in the shop like he does. Sonic tries to come up with something as his dad watches him with a curious look on his face while he stirs the mixture and was about to taste it. Sonic then picks up a plate of Chilli Dog, looks at it and then says..

'.. Chilli Dogs.'

This cause Vector to drop his wooden spoon into the mixture when his hedgehog son told him what was dreaming of.

'Chilli Dogs? You were really dreaming about Chilli Dogs?' he then begins to think of something as Sonic hands out plates of Chilli Dogs to a few customers.

'Uh, yeah. What else would I be dreaming about?' he said, passing another. But then he realizes that the plate he just serves has his throwing star in it. 'Careful! That dog is.. sharp.'

All of a sudden, Vector gets very excited and smiled at his son with joy, halting his work for a moment. He knew what this dream and this day meant to him.

'Oh, happy day! My son, finally having the Dog Dream!' He cried out of joy. He runs to the cabinet and brings back a hat and apron just like his but smaller. 'You don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment.' He puts on the hat and apron on Sonic and ties the apron from the back. 'This is a sign, Sonic,' he said as he looks away.

Sonic looks down on his apron that has a picture of his dad's face on it and takes his hat off his head. 'Uh.. a sign of what?' He asked his dad. Vector then turns back to his blue son.

'You are almost to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Mixture for Chilli Dogs!' Vector answered him. For years now, Sonic has been wondering about the secret ingredient of his father's Secret Ingredient Mixture for Chilli Dogs but that was not the case.

He was about to speak up but Vector's finger bet him to as he continues to talk. 'And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!' He then walks over with a wooden spoon in his hand to three pictures on a wall nearby.

'Just as I took it over from my father,..' points to the first picture of a darker green crocodile with a small white beard, wearing the hat and apron and smiling with a big grin.

'..who took it over from his father,..' points to the second picture of a clear green crocodile with a long black beard, wearing the same hat and apron and smiling a big grin as well.

'..who won it from a friend in a game of poker,' points to the third picture of a fat warthog with a mole on his creek, wearing the same hat and apron but not smiling.

'Dad, Dad, Dad, come on, it was just a dream,' he said as he chuckles a bit.

'No, it was the dream,' Vector corrected him. 'We are Chilli Dog folk. Spicy foods runs through our veins,' he serves the a couple more plates of Chilli Dogs to the customers.

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'But Dad, didn't you ever, I dunno, want to do something else? Something besides Chilli Dogs?' he asked his dad, hoping if he ever did have other dreams other than selling Chilli Dogs.

Vector thought for a moment as he scratches his chin. 'Actually, when I was young and crazy little croc, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu,' he said as he continue to stir the mixture.

'So why didn't you have that dream?' Sonic asks.

'Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making tofu?' he asked himself as he laughs for a moment. The croc then a deep breath and then slams his wooden spoon on the board. 'No!' He then grabs a plate and face his son. 'We all have our place in this world. Mine is here. And yours is—'

Sonic rolled his eyes before he could say it. 'I know, is here.'

'No, it's at table two, five, seven and twelve,' he said; loading Sonic's arms with plate full of Chilli Dogs whom the hedgehog struggles to gain a grip.

'Service with a smile!' he quotes as he puts Sonic's hat on his head and moved his mouth with his fingers; forcing him to smile as he goes back to work. Then, a gong was heard in the distance. Sonic looks out the window and looks up at the tallest building in Station Square: the Jade Tower, the home of his heroes; The Furious Five and their masters. He signs as he goes back to work. If he continues to work in his father's shop, he would never have a chance to fulfil his dream.

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Author's Notes: Hey, it's me. Sorry! It's has been a while since I last updated. At the moment, I've had my 21st, I'm currently unemployed at the moment, I'm doing another course at the moment which will help me find another job in he future, I am pretty much having a slow but relaxing holiday beside the pool and a perfect time to update and upload my FanFics.

Also, I been having complaints from you guys saying my fanfic is a copy/paste version of the movie and I have to admit, you're right! So, I decided to rewrite it so it would more likely came from Sonic's World rather than Kung Fu Panda. I'll try my best. If it doesn't, I could really use some help. So, Enjoy!

Let's see what we have from Sonic's world: Chilli Dogs, Station Square, Mobius and the appearance of Cream, Cheese and Vanilla earlier! If that does sound good, don't flame it - I'm trying my best, ok? Just review or post a comment if you like it.

Until we meet again,

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I do not own any Kung Fu Panda or Sonic related characters. They are property of Dreamworks and Sega. Other character who appeared in this FanFic belong to me.